- Thanks a lot. - Look, who it is.
Morning guys!
A banana skin? Who put that there?
Hey Cheung, morning.
What do you want?
- My pigs please. - Oh.
Want these pigs do you? Well you can have them at a discount.
What do you mean? Those pigs belong to me!
Oh yeah? I don't see your name written on them.
Of course you don't but you know those pigs are mine.
They all look the same to me. You want them, show some respect.
Yes sir.
What's this sir? Call me master!
No way!
Hey, see this? This means I'm older than you.
That means you better give me some respect.
Now call me master. It's not so hard is it?
Think about it, you get two free pigs.
Here's your respect! You can keep both of them!
That jerk took my pigs and made fun of me.
If I don't get them back soon I'm gonna lose money.
Listen Cheung, you'll give me two pigs if I call you master, right?
Yes, that's right.
Listen carefully!
Master.
Good!
Master.
Master!
Come on, stop it! Look, I'll call you master.
Forget it. Don't call me master. You're too dumb to be my student!
- Look what you've done! - He tricked me.
Make way, coming through.
Here move.
All right.
Got you.
I don't think so.
Well what do we have here?
That was a mistake.
I don't think so.
I win.
You think I'm blind? That's called cheating.
There!
- Wait... do you know the rules? - Yes.
You know that piece was guarded, you couldn't have taken it.
What are you senile? That piece wasn't guarded!
You're cheating! Come on, give it back, give it back to me!
I won, you cheated, I'm leaving.
Hey get back here, come on that's my piece!
- Ah, go home! - Hey stop thief!
Hey, stop thief! Give me that piece back.
Stop thief stop!...
You've got a lot of nerve pal, stealing in broad daylight.
- Hey come on, take it easy, he only stole a... - it's okay, I'll take care of this.
- Now you know crime doesn't pay. - I didn't do it!
You liar!
You were saying...
I only took a...
Alright you criminal what did you take?
Let me... catch my breath.
Hey, leave him alone you lunatic, he only took my...
Whatever you took, hand it over.
Here it is.
Is this it?
- But it's just a chess piece! - And it's not even a good one.
- Sir, are you okay? - Of course I'm not!
Look sir, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to beat you up.
Oh is that a fact?
Listen, come with me, I know a really good doctor.
"Five Dragons School"
Venus.
Jupiter.
Mercury.
Mars.
Saturn.
Excellent!
Master, your kung fu is excellent. You've finally perfected the cosmic palm technique.
Now you'll never lose.
It's taken a lot of work, more than thirty years.
Now its perfect, as far as I know, no one else can match me.
Father.
Tai Hoi, aren't you supposed to be in Fukien?
I guess you've lost all your money already then?
No sir, of course not but business is bad.
Good for nothing! I know you'll never change.
Godfather, your tea.
Stop staring!
She's my goddaughter.
Lan Hsing, go inside.
Father, can I go change my clothes?
Master Ko!
What on earth happened to you?
That idiotic student of Wong Fei Hung. Butcher Wing! He did this to me
and for no good reason whatsoever.
The little swine! What made him do that?
I told him I was from the Five Dragons School.
He said they're not dragons, they're sheep and he laughed.
Then he said he could beat us all.
And there's more as well.
He told me, Wong Fei Hung said you're a coward.
He said our school should be renamed and called the Five Cowards School
and if we didn't like it, we could have a word with his fist.
Wong Fei Hung, we'll see about this!
"Po Chi Lam Clinic"
Master, please sit.
Okay.
Master.
Wong Fei-hung.
Master Ko, what brings you here?
We're both famous kung fu masters.
I thought I should pay you a visit.
- Ah Su, some tea. - Yes, Master.
Master Ko, please.
I'm afraid my chair is broken. My apologies.
What a nice piece of writing.
Master Wong, please demonstrate, you're quite an artist.
Thank you.
I say calligraphy and writing is good for the soul.
I've done a little writing myself.
Master wong, would you mind if I showed you my style?
Five Dragon style, will always prevail!
No Mr Ko that is much too harsh.
Your writing must always be subtle, then you do your words justice.
If you are too obvious, people won't take you seriously.
That is the art of calligraphy.
Beware the strength of the dragon and the will of iron.
Is that all?
You have a very limp wrist and no strength!
Try my fingers.
My wrist. My elbow.
Master Wong, your paper is dirty.
I haven't finished, pay attention!
Have you learned anything?
If you can finish, I'll bow down to you
"A Good Man Has No Enemies"
Well Master Ko, how do you like it?
Master, aren't you going to bow?
Fine, but can you write the word defeat?
Can you write the word respect?
What? Respect?
- Look master, he can read. - Shut up!
Master Wong, how dare you?
You're the one who's wrong here.
One of your students, he beat up my man. You're the one without respect.
Which one was it? Give me a name!
Butcher Wing.
Master Ko,
I'm terribly sorry.
I had no idea. I'll make sure he's punished.
And I guarantee this will never happen again.
Can you forgive him?
Okay. Wong Fei-hung, I'll accept your apology.
But if any of them causes trouble again,
I'll be back, and you'll regret it.
Butcher Wing! Why must you always cause trouble?
Why did you do it?
- Master... - Don't say that!
I'll explain.
Don't bother, I don't want to hear it!
Hey Wing, be careful now. You don't want to break anything do you?
I'm going out, want anything?
Are you sure? Okay.
Excuse me, sir.
Hey, if you're blind how'd you know I'm a man? I could be a woman.
It's the smell my friend. Just take a sniff, you smell just like a man.
What do you want?
Please sir, I need to use your bathroom I'm really desperate.
You just go straight inside then turn left,
hit a wall, turn ninety degrees, turn left again and you're right there.
Thank you, thanks. I'll never remember all that!
Wow, that's a mighty small toilet. Got to have good aim to get it all in!
Poor guy next door sounds like he's constipated!
That's better.
Hey mister, have you ever seen him?
Thanks.
Excuse me madam, have you seen this guy?
- No I haven't, ask someone else. - Thanks.
The villagers said my brother came here.
He's supposed to be working here, but nobody's seen him.
Check her out.
So nobody here knows him?
He left home when he was a kid, this picture's ten years old.
- Morning. - Can I help you sir?
Well maybe... I am looking for someone. Have you ever seen this man?
- He's called Lam Sai Wing. - What? Lam Sai Wing?
Some guys beat him to death.
He had it coming.
Now get out of here. Go! Don't waste my time.
Come on.
Excuse me?
Are you looking for somebody madam?
Yeah, we're looking for my brother.
Of course. I know him.
But you can't even see the picture!
This guy's your brother? Of course I know him. He's skinny though...
His nickname's Skinny Pig!
Right, that's Skinny Pig. Nice guy. Oh, we do a lot of stuff together.
Are you sure? This picture's ten years old.
Are we talking about the same person?
Sure, we've known each other for years. We went to the same school together.
You really know my brother?
Of course I do and he always talks about his brother.
It's nice to meet you.
Same here pal. Hey, where do I find him?
Look, if you want, I can take you to him right now!
- Hey, he's doing really well. - Thanks a lot
Right this way.
This is Skinny Pig.
He's the long lost brother you've been looking for.
You're Skinny Pig?
Of course it's me! What are you, blind?
But you look so different!
Yeah says who? Everybody I know says I haven't changed at all.
So what's my nickname?
I'm Skinny Pig, you're Fat Pig.
That's wrong!
That's right. You're not Fat Pig, you're Stupid Pig
Wrong again!
You two are lying to us!
Come on. Let's go!
Don't let them leave.
Maybe you don't look like of this guy now,
but he's still your brother.
- That's right. - And he owes me 300 dollars.
And seeing as you're his brother... you should help him pay.
You said he was doing well for himself!
That's right. He's doing very well, as a servant.
Now are you going to help him pay or what?
I'm not an idiot, you're lying to us!
All right fine, if you don't feel like paying cash.
I'll take your wife!
Leave her alone! I'll kill you!
Sai Kwong!
Try and fight me? You must be tired of living.
You're the only dead man here!
Sai Kwong! Sai Kwong!
- Now get rid of him! - Sai Kwong!
Sai Kwong! Stop it!
Don't! Don't hit him!
Yuet Mei! Yuet Mei!
I'll fight you to the death!
Sai Kwong!
Yuet Mei!
We're always using the same style. It's getting boring.
I know, Master Wong's getting old he won't teach us new things.
Complaining about me?
No master, of course not, we didn't mean it!
As punishment you have to buy Wing dinner.
Buy Wing dinner?
You? You're dead!
Come on, admit it guys, that sounded great.
Yeah, you had us there you really sounded like the Master.
You bet. Now listen to this.
I, am Wong Fei Hung.
My mother's dead.
My father is...
a turtle. He's a good man... but lazy.
See? I'm good and there's more.
Foon and Chick, I need some things.
I want some hair dye.
I want to be blonde,
or maybe a redhead?
Hey Wing!
Wing, Wing, Wing, you're an idiot.
Where's my tea?
Tasty?
Not bad. But it's cold. Should be hot.
Master!
Very good Wing. Now finish your tea. I'm leaving.
Master, don't go.
But you're so good at being master, I might as well pack up and leave.
See? I'm ready to go.
Master, I won't do it again.
Really.
- Master, where are you going? - Well, I'm going to buy some herbs
and then I'm going to Guangxi, I want to visit a friend there.
I want you to stay here. You have to look after things for me.
Now listen here, I don't want any trouble!
Master, please don't worry, I promise I'll be good.
And what if Ko comes looking for a fight?
- I'll fight him! - What?
You let my wife go, or I'm going to cut you up!
Hey leave him alone! You'll kill the guy!
You stay out of this! Get out of here! I said go, or you'll get a taste of this!
What? Threatening me? You don't scare me.
Hold it!
You'll be sorry! You'll see!
Hey, are you alright?
I'm okay. Thanks for your help.
My name's Tai Hoi, what's your name?
People call me a lot of things. You can call me Butcher Wing.
Butcher Wing it is.
I don't know how to thank you. Let me buy you a drink.
- Oh, you don't need to. - I insist.
- What? No really... - I want to.
- Come on let's go! - No! Oh alright then.
Been a long time since I've had chicken.
Get your stinky cheesy toes away from my birds!
If they smell those things they'll die! Now get lost.
Go on, go. You filthy man.
Those chickens are making a lot of noise, they must be starving.
Hi there hungry, come over here.
That's it, that's it.
You shouldn't have drunk so much little bird.
Now you're pissed. Look at yourself.
There's nothing left in the world for me.
I've got no brother.
And they took my wife.
Just a second my friend. Tell me something, is there a kitchen round here?
Yes of course, it's in the back.
I see it, thanks, bye. Sorry.
- Pal. - What now?
Can I use it, because you won't be needing it?
Go ahead, help yourself.
Appreciate it.
Can't I die in peace?
Hey, wait a minute.
Guess you won't be needing this, but I could sure use it.
Hey, you know this would fit me.
Now it won't go to waste, right?
You...!
Nice pants, can I have them? You won't need them in the afterlife.
Hey could I have that rope? You've got no use for it.
I'm choking to death here.
- Hey, you're still breathing. - Only just.
Well don't waste it...
you can help me start the fire!
Now, just blow on it. We'll have it going in no time!
Hey, you feeling okay?
Hey, is that Tai Hoi really such a powerful guy?
Oh yeah.
His family's rich, stinking rich.
They practically own the whole town.
So? That don't mean he's got a right to everything.
He took my wife didn't he?
Hey don't worry, I can handle him. I've fought ten men at a time before.
Yeah but look at you, you're old now.
Hey, I might not be a young guy, but my kung fu's still good.
Yeah, like wine, it improves with age.
Watch this!
Arm's still strong.
Footwork, perfect.
Well, my fist still works, right?
Hey this stuffs strong!
Hi mister.
What do you want?
Your best wine.
You can't get much with this.
- Got anything homemade? - What? Get out of here.
Well your cheapest wine then?
No no no, I'll do that.
Listen, I'm kind of broke.
Remember that money I lent you? Could you pay me back?
You're talking to Tai Hoi here, what's the matter with you?
Of course I'll pay you. Keep your mouth shut.
- Sorry. - You should be.
What's up?
- You hit me! - I didn't, I was scratching.
Yeah well scratch this.
How dare you?
It wasn't me, I swear it wasn't
Do you mind son? You're standing on my foot.
So what? Get your filthy shoe off me!
- You want to change places? - Get off me!
Come on!
You idiot, look what you've done.
That's terrible, that wine never hurt you!
Hey, you're going to pay for all that damage.
No problem, I'll pay.
This is yours.
Now listen up,
if you know what's good for you, you'll release Yuet Mei now.
- Who the hell is she? - You kidder.
- Okay, okay. - Now where is she?
I Don't know. My big brother took her away.
- And who's he? - Butcher Wing.
- Where do I find him? - I have no idea.
But I'll tell you what, come to the tea house tomorrow and I'll get him to bring her there.
- No funny business? - Oh no, no sir.
"The Welcome Teahouse"
What?
Who does he think he is? The nerve of him, wanting your wife, he'll regret it!
I know! He threatened me! He said that if I didn't hand over my wife today, then he'd murder me.
But then I told him, you are my brother.
You did? I didn't know I was famous.
Hey, what did he say then?
Well then he said I should start making arrangements for your funeral.
What? That big cockroach! How dare he! I'll have to teach him a lesson.
The coward's not here.
I'll go wait for him outside.
Where is this guy?
- Hey be careful old man. - Sorry about that.
I don't think he's going to show?
He just got here.
So you made it after all.
Beggar, this is my brother. You want the girl, talk to him.
So, you're Butcher Wing?
You stink! When was the last time you washed?
Oh, a long time ago. Waiter! More wine, please.
Here.
Look pal, why are we here? Not to spend time drinking together.
You're absolutely right. Now hand over the girl.
What? Who do you think you are? You can't just pick and choose whoever you want.
You're one to talk.
Hey my hands are clean.
You remind me of friend of mine.
- Why's that? - He's like you. He's all talk, no action
And the same here, you remind me of a guy!
Who's that?
Simon the Pimp.
He stole some guy's wife and then he got his head cut off.
What? What was that?
You heard me old man.
Hey brother, don't waste your time talking to him he's crazy.
Come on, go fight him.
So, you want the girl?
Yeah, I most certainly do.
Oh I can't fight you, you're old.
They'll say I'm picking on you. You better hit me first.
Okay, whatever you say tubby.
Let's go.
Hey, do I get a second hit?
What? You cheater, you vicious old man.
It's my turn to hit you. Come on, you'll be sorry.
Wow, the Hung Fist? Hey, who's your teacher?
None of your business. Why should I tell you about him?
Like that did you?
Try my Tiger Fist?
A sick tiger, try my Crane Fist.
Brother, are you alright?
I'm okay, he caught me off guard.
You should be more careful!
The poisonous cobra!
The snake charmer!
Hey, what's wrong pal?
My feet!
Looks like Wing's getting butchered.
Now are you going to hand over the girl or not?
Not a chance, not even if you kill me. At least Butcher Wing will die a hero.
- You're Butcher Wing? - It's just a nickname.
You're a monster, you stole your own brother's wife!
Brother's wife?
Your little brother, Sai Kwong.
He's got your wife!
I'm gonna kill you!
Wait!
Let go, I'll kill him!
I wouldn't do that, that's your brother Skinny Pig.
That's right, I'm Skinny Pig.
- You're Skinny Pig? - Yeah, why would I lie to you?
I'm really your brother.
Check out the nose.
But you were so skinny then, how come you're so fat?
Hey what's my nickname?
- It's crazy cow! - That's right!
Hey remember, when we were small and I used to smack you like that?
Brother!
Why did you help that bastard and not me?
Because I didn't know you were my brother.
But you didn't know him either.
Hey stop complaining would you? We're even now.
I don't care if we're even.
That guy you helped has got my wife.
He kidnapped her.
That bastard. Tai Hoi really used me.
Don't worry, I'll help you get her back.
Please don't be afraid, I've come to help you.
Really? Who are you?
I'll tell you later. We have to go.
Well isn't this cozy.
Trying to help your new friend?
I wouldn't get too used to her.
This one will be dead soon enough.
Then maybe I'll have you.
Master, there's a guy called Wing and an old man at the door!
Keep an eye on these two.
Hey, look!
Brother, that's great. So... you captured him.
Sure, there was nothing to it.
The old guy, he fought hard at the start,
but then he started to fade and I beat him!
Way to go brother.
Come on let's lock him in the store room,
then we'll go and celebrate. Well what do you say?
You bet!
It's this way, come on.
Move it old man.
- Hey take it easy! - It's got to look good.
Here, we'll lock him in here.
Hey, why's he guarding that room? You got gold in there?
Somebody help! Somebody help!
Let us out! Open up, please.
No, that's not gold, my wife's in there.
I thought he was gonna kidnap her, so I had to lock her in there.
Old man, look what you've done. Apologize!
What, to that coward? I should kick his head in.
- You're too old. - Well let me go then.
Alright then.
Hey, we're here to help you, don't be scared.
Sorry for the inconvenience Butcher.
- But brother... - Oh that's okay.
Hey... mind you own business.
Hey, which one's Yuet Mei?
I'm Butcher Wing.
- I am. - Come on.
Wait!
- She your friend? We'll take you too. - But...
There's no time to talk, come on.
- We have to go, move it! - Oh all right then let's go.
Can we please have a drink?
I'm really glad we got Yuet Mei back and that we're all reunited. Look at those smiles!
And her, I'm glad we saved her from Tai Hoi.
She's so lucky. Poor girl. She must have gone through hell over there.
Hey Wing, you're a good man, so here's to you.
- You know... - What?
You must be hungry, here help yourself. It's okay, we're family.
- I'm ko's... - Oh I know.
You were like his slave.
Don't worry, you're safe now.
I'm trying to say I'm Master Ko's goddaughter you moron!
Anyway, I'm glad you're all together.
Hey, over there, come have a drink with me, would you?
- No thanks. - Drink! Drink!
No I don't want to.
No I insist. Are you sure?
- Alright. - Well that's good then.
Well if you don't want it!
I'll drink it myself.
I knew it! Tai Hoi forced you to sleep with him!
Hey, it's okay. I promise I won't tell anyone about it.
And one day very soon you'll find,
a good man and you'll forget all about it. So relax!
Yeah we need to celebrate that too.
Hey, it's moving!
Drunk again!
Hey, you could say thank you, you know. Or better yet, you could give me some money.
You really think you're something, don't you, fatty?
He actually thinks he did me a favour.
Brother, it's getting late. We better head home now.
Yeah? Alright. Get some sleep.
Now, tomorrow morning, pack some things and move in here.
Hey you can leave, you're free to go.
What? You're the one who brought me here, now you have to take care of me.
Are you joking? Oh no.
What's the matter?
It's your fault. That's right. I've decided to stay.
What? No way, you can't stay here, we hardly know each other.
Oh right. So you kidnapped me. What are you after?
I thought they were holding you prisoner.
Couldn't you have asked?
Alright, I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you.
I'll give you some money, stay at the inn, okay?
That's a nice idea. Stay there yourself.
Look, what do you want? To sleep with me, is that it?
You idiot! You hurt my leg!
Where does it hurt? I'll rub it better.
Don't touch me. Do that again and I'll scream.
Now I've had enough of this.
Get out of here!
I'll go, but I can't walk like this.
You'll have to carry me.
I can't carry her, I don't even know her.
- No way. - Fine. I'm staying.
Whatever, I've had enough of all this whining.
Why do I always get landed with such stuck up women.
Come on, get on.
That hurt.
Hey, don't worry, I'll massage it..
Okay now, Miss you should count yourself lucky.
This is the best stuff there is.
Even if something's broken, this'll fix it.
I didn't break anything. But my chest, it's hurting really badly.
Let me have a look.
I don't know how to massage that, you'd better do it.
Women!
I don't think I can walk. Mind if I stay here tonight?
Where's the girl?
Oh there are no girls here brother, that was just my voice.
Oh I see.
- Hey, what's wrong? - A mosquito, see?
Are you going or not? Okay fine, I will.
Mosquito? He must have gone away.
Hey you want to go get a drink brother?
- Are you buying? - Yes, sure.
I'd like a nightcap.
Stupid fatty, he really hurt me. He probably meant to.
What do you want? I'm your sister!
No you're not, you're just my father's goddaughter, it doesn't matter.
Now be nice, it'll be better that way.
No!
Keep quiet!
Shut up! Stop!
Ko Tai Hoi?
Father, Butcher Wing broke in and kidnapped Lan Hsing!
I tried my best to stop him, but he was too strong for me.
He took her back to his place.
What? Butcher Wing. I won't let him get off this time. Move!
It's so dark. That's a relief, she must've left.
The whole room's spinning around, not good.
Sleepy time.
I told you to go.
That's my bed!
Hey, move it missy, out of my bed. Move it!
Hey what happened she's dead! Just my luck, but how though?
Oh boy, I'd better get the cops.
- What do you want? - There he is.
Butcher Wing. So, at it again.
You kidnapped my daughter. Where is she?
Your daughter?
- Lan Hsing, Lan Hsing! - She's dead.
You!
No, I didn't do it!
Father, he murdered her!
You better watch what you say, I didn't do it!
Oh didn't you? Are you saying it was me?
Lan Hsing! Lan Hsing...
We caught you red-handed.
Don't deny it.
It wasn't me. I swear to you!
Murderer. You'll pay for this.
Back off.
Move and I'll kill him!
You bastard!
Stay back!
Let him go!
Let me go, then I'll release him.
Move!
Hold it.
We'll get him at the school.
"Po Chi Lam Clinic"
Take it down!
Wildcat, stay here, kill anyone you see. You come with me.
Get Wong Fei Hung.
He's not here, what do you want?
If you've come here to have a Kung Fu lesson, you might be a little too old.
Shut up and get Butcher Wing!
He isn't here either.
They're lying, go!
Hold it right there!
You can't walk in here like you own it.
One move and you're dead.
Hand over Wing or I'll tear this school apart.
I told you Wing isn't here.
You've gone too far this time, now you're gonna pay!
The monkey up a stick?
It's a knife!
Too bad it's only good for close combat.
And useless from a distance.
Hold it.
They smashed our sign!
Lam Sai Wing, you finally got here.
Ko, did you tell your men to tear down our sign?
I told Wong Fei Hung already,
if you made any more trouble,
he was going to regret it.
Now my daughter's dead
and you're going to pay.
I didn't, kill her!
Father, don't waste time arguing. Just kill him.
I'll kill you!
"The Lam Residence"
The cosmic palm?
I didn't kill her, I told you that.
You broke our sign you bastard. I'll kill you all!
Oh man I'm going to feel that one in the morning.
You guys hold him tight,
if he lays a finger on me I'm going to kill you both
- Will he be alright? - Hey,
don't worry guys, he's not going to die just yet.
I'll look after him. You'd better go and tell Master Wong what happened.
Alright then. Take care of him sir.
What's going on?
You're soaking in a tub of hot medicine. I put you in it last night.
If I hadn't, you'd have been dead by now my boy.
- Hey, where are you going? - I'm going to find Ko.
Dressed like that? What are you a nudist?
Where are the others?
Relax, I sent them off to look for Master Wong.
I let them destroy our school's sign.
How can I face Master.
Come on, don't beat yourself up kid.
You're good, it's just your punches aren't strong enough.
Hey, don't worry, we'll get to work on that right away.
There are twelve arms of the Hung style, and they're all invincible.
Hey, your master taught you that right?
Not yet.
Well you're lucky that I know it. You want to learn?
- Then you can be my master. - Hold on,
I don't want to be anyone's kung fu master.
But you can call me brother.
Okay great, brother.
Now I have two.
The twelve arms of the hung style.
Passing.
Dividing.
Steady.
Short jab.
Straight jab.
Soft strike.
Hard strike.
Crossed Strike.
Standing firm.
Lifting.
Watch this!
Hey, you can't do that!
Hey, what are you doing down there?
Lam Sai Wing, you won't get away this time.
Wildcat! I want him brought here. I don't care if he's dead or alive.
You scared me half to death.
What are you doing hiding in a coffin?
The Five Dragon school?
Yes and you're lucky to have escaped my fatal claw!
Who do you think you are?
You killed my brothers. I swore I'd take revenge. Prepare to die.
Bad pussycat, you're going to get hurt.
Oil?
You've only got one life left cat, you want to lose it?
Use the trick steps, nobody gets past those.
Trick steps?
Aren't you a big pussycat?
What a shot, you're deadly!
That's nothing.
Wait till I show you what my iron fist can do.
Your iron fist? Hey, I want to learn that.
No, it's too much hard work for you.
You have to soak your hands in vinegar and rub them with salt.
I don't think you want to do that.
I...
You're too soft for that.
You couldn't handle the kitty cat. It's too advanced for you.
Hey, wait, wait!
There's nothing better than pig's trotters for dinner.
Little brother!
I'm going to teach you something new today.
That's great.
Hey what kind of wine is that?
It's not wine. It's vinegar you fool.
Vinegar?
The iron fist is very difficult.
You have to soak your hands in vinegar and rub them with salt.
I'm ready for anything.
You think everything's easy don't you? Now go and soak those trotters.
Trotters?
I'll go right away.
I thought the soaking came later.
Then shave off the hair.
Shave off the hair?
And then burn off all the stubble that's left.
What?
I have to burn my arms?
That stings what a weird style,
no wonder nobody knows it.
When all the hair's gone rub the trotters with salt.
You've got to be kidding me brother.
Rub it hard.
And chop off the ends with a knife.
Chop off the ends with a knife?
Then chop them up nice and small.
Do a good job, I want them nice and small.
I can't guarantee it, it's a bit tricky.
You better do it.
Alright. I'll show you.
Hey, the trotters, where are they?
The trotters? They're right here!
I was teaching you how to pickle trotters you fool!
What? Pickle pig's trotters?
I thought you were teaching me the iron fist.
Win.
Lose.
These three won, the others lost.
Come on place your bets, hurry up, move it!
Place your bets.
What's this? We're not a charity you know.
Told you I'd win.
Master, I'd like to have a word with you.
About what?
Too many ears here, come outside.
Alright.
Now what's this about?
Hey, stop. There's people here, don't you try anything.
Where did you find it? How did you get it?
Well I'll tell you about it. I was doing my rounds, yeah.
I went past Butcher Wing's, right?
You get it?
Now.
See this? I want to buy the ring.
The ring's worth more.
Keep your cash. I'll sell it to someone else.
How much do you want?
- A hundred bucks? - Let's make it a thousand.
That's a lot of money.
I told you it was expensive, but if you can't afford it then...
Even if I give him the cash now,
he'll come back and blackmail me again.
I've got to get rid of him.
Fine. It's a deal.
But I haven't got it on me right now.
- Come back with me. - Done. But no funny stuff.
Hey, I'm a man of my word.
Try to blackmail me? You're going to regret it.
Lam Sai Wing.
Lam Sai Wing...
Lam Sai Wing isn't here. Who did this to you?
I know who the murderer is.
Who is it?
Ko... Ko Tai Hoi.
That's right, I murdered Lan Hsing.
So what? It doesn't bother me.
You'll be dead before you can tell anybody.
Run!
What do we do?
Find my brother, give him this. Go on!
Hurry! Go on! Run!
Run!
Wing! Wing! Brother!
Wing!
Mei? What's wrong?
Sai Kwong is in trouble.
Ko Tai Hoi is trying to kill him.
Why would he do that?
When Lan Hsing was murdered, a watchman found this ring in your house.
It's Ko Tai Hoi's. He's the killer!
Come on!
Sai Kwong...
Ko Tai Hoi.
Tonight I want to have a lot of fun. Everybody gets a kiss!
- What do you want? - I want to eat.
Master Ko's booked this boat. It's full, shove off!
I've never been so happy.
This must be what heaven's like, your turn.
I'm going to send you to hell.
You bastard.
You killed my only brother and I've come to make you pay.
Wing... hold it. Wing.
Please don't, be reasonable.
Wing...
Wing... no... don't kill me, give me a chance.
I'm guilty, punish me, I deserve it.
I'm sorry, I killed them. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done it
Please Wing, don't kill me, I don't want to die.
Please let me go.
I won't kill you.
Thank you Wing, thank you so much.
But you're still going to die! My brother wants some company you see.
Brother, here is your revenge.
"Beloved Son, Ko Tai Hoi"
A lifetime gone.
My only son dead.
Lam Sai Wing,
you're a murderous pig.
Son,
I won't rest till I've ripped Lam Sai wing's black heart out.
I'll avenge you.
"Po Chi Lam Clinic"
Well I got a new sign made up for us,
that'll keep the master off my back for awhile.
Hey brother, it's not over yet.
Look.
Tai Hoi,
your spirit will rest in peace.
Lam Sai Wing!
Master Ko, face the facts,
he deserved to die.
You killed my goddaughter
and then you killed my son.
And now you'll pay for your crimes!
All lies! Listen, your son killed Lan.
Bullshit!
Damn you!
He killed my brother, I took revenge.
If you want to settle this, you'll have to kill me.
I've nothing against you, why should I?
Lam Sai Wing is a butcher. He's paid to kill pigs!
Well if you don't, I will kill you!
Cosmic palm!
Watch his palms, or else you'll be hurting bad, he's strong.
How about that?
Looking good, go get him.
Steel fingers!
Don't forget, strike fast, like a cobra.
Cobra strike!
Foaming sea!
Stop talking and fight!
And now a tidal wave!
That's it Wing, keep it up.
Watch this!
Dragon!
You think I'm scared of you? Think again.
Watch out.
Flying dragon!
I think I broke my ass.
- Don't touch his palm. - Try this, flaming palm!
Is that your best shot?
Luckily.
Easy now, you're doing just fine.
Crane fist.
Crane in flight, speed it up.
I'll kill you!
Lam Sai Wing, you're going to join my son!
Put that down at once!
No!
- Brother, you okay? - Yeah, but he's got the same problem.
He can't use his full strength anymore, you've got the advantage.
Hey, now's your chance. Finish him off!
Sure but how?
Right, use your arms, don't hesitate.
Now go for his wrists!
Now you have to go for his elbows!
And now his shoulders.
Alright, here I come!
- Brother! long time no see. - Wong Fei Hung,
where have you been? You missed a really good show.
Chick, pick him up.
Wing!
Wing, look what you did. You destroyed our sign?
But master, I replaced it, take a look.
How do you like it?
Look again.
"Po Chi Lam Clinic" (Upside down)